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Aug
9th
Mon
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The Village Voice did a little write-up of my show!

COME TO THIS.

Rays

schorrthing:

Joe’s Pub

Price: $14

CRAZYSEXYFUNNY

Katie Schorr saves the world

By Angela Ashman

Funnylady Katie Schorr has numerous credits to her name: She has appeared in CollegeHumor videos (see: “Back to the Future Sex”), in Trojan condom commercials as “The Gonorrhea Girl,” and as a regular at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, where she recently killed with an impression of Nico singing an ode to actor-turned-AT&T-pitchman Luke Wilson. Described on her website as an “actor, writer, singer, skeeballer,” she’s bringing her latest solo show Did I Do That? to Joe’s Pub. The comedy, directed by Stephen Brackett, stars Schorr as a girl on a “quest to save the world and lose her virginity, somewhere between the Dominican Republic and Windsor, Canada.”
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Spread the word!  Stop the hike!

Rays

Jul
21st
Wed
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This is so relevant!  But just for a brief 60 seconds.

lancerubin:

60-Second Briefly Relevant Songs! 

“Geese”

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Lance’s Intense Pizza Jokes

A lot of people aren’t exposed to this side of Lance.  Behold.  He’s weird too.

lancerubin:

Q: how did the pizza kill his whole family?

A: with a machete.

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E-fish O-fish!!

Created by Katie, starring Katie, Lance, Me (Ray!), Jeff, and a bunch of our friends!

schorrthing:

efficientofficiant:

Episode #1 of Efficient Officiant

“I Do-ers”

Starring Katie Schorr and Lance Rubin. With Cody Lindquist and Paul Welsh!

Introducing Efficient Officiant! Follow it on tumblr. Reblog it. Because episode #1 co-stars Cody Lindquist and Paul Welsh!!!!!

Shot by Jeff de Picciotto

Jul
2nd
Fri
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Scary!  But watching you calmed me down, and made me brave enough to go on having safe, enjoyable sex.

Thanks, Katie! 

R

schorrthing:

HPV: Scary…or entertaining?

Watch and consider

Jun
27th
Sun
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And I stand by it!  Unless Obama’s assassinated.  And that can’t happen! Ray lancerubin: Weirdly enough, in the months leading up to his death, I had somewhat randomly bought this album and was listening to it a lot.  I knew all the Michael Jackson mega-hits, but I wasn’t familiar with his lesser-known slightly under-the-radar songs, many of which are equally awesome.  This album’s got a few mega-hits, but lots of modest hits, too, and they’re soooo good.  It’s produced by Quincy Jones, and it’s immensely dance-able.  The bass line in “Off the Wall” is one of my favorite things ever.  A year ago today, me and Katie and Ray were teching our shows at UCB-LA when my brother Dustin came in and said, “Michael Jackson just died.”  Ray’s jaw dropped down to his knees, and after about 30 seconds, he said,  “Guys, this is gonna be the biggest celebrity death of our lives.”  And I said, “Well…come on, not the biggest.”  Still not sure if he was right.  But it’s definitely one of the biggest.  And he helped make some superb music.

And I stand by it!  Unless Obama’s assassinated.  And that can’t happen!

Ray

lancerubin:

Weirdly enough, in the months leading up to his death, I had somewhat randomly bought this album and was listening to it a lot.  I knew all the Michael Jackson mega-hits, but I wasn’t familiar with his lesser-known slightly under-the-radar songs, many of which are equally awesome.  This album’s got a few mega-hits, but lots of modest hits, too, and they’re soooo good.  It’s produced by Quincy Jones, and it’s immensely dance-able.  The bass line in “Off the Wall” is one of my favorite things ever. 

A year ago today, me and Katie and Ray were teching our shows at UCB-LA when my brother Dustin came in and said, “Michael Jackson just died.”  Ray’s jaw dropped down to his knees, and after about 30 seconds, he said,  “Guys, this is gonna be the biggest celebrity death of our lives.”  And I said, “Well…come on, not the biggest.”  Still not sure if he was right.  But it’s definitely one of the biggest.  And he helped make some superb music.

Jun
26th
Sat
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Ray Munoz! Your initials are on this golf club!  On this huge staff!   This is your dreamcatcher!  Your dreamweaver!  Your Dream a Little Dream starring the 2 Coreys (RIP, C-Haim)!

Ray Munoz!

Your initials are on this golf club!  On this huge staff!  

This is your dreamcatcher!  Your dreamweaver!  Your Dream a Little Dream starring the 2 Coreys (RIP, C-Haim)!

Jun
25th
Fri
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Lance Rubin!  Your initials are on Adam Sander’s teen-head!  This is your midsummer night’s dream come true.  A very weird dream!   RM

Lance Rubin!  Your initials are on Adam Sander’s teen-head!  This is your midsummer night’s dream come true.  A very weird dream!  

RM

May
21st
Fri
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Lance and Ray watch LOST.