August 2010
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The Village Voice did a little write-up of my... →
COME TO THIS. Rays schorrthing: Joe’s Pub Price: $14 CRAZYSEXYFUNNY Katie Schorr saves the world By Angela Ashman Funnylady Katie Schorr has numerous credits to her name: She has appeared in CollegeHumor videos (see: “Back to the Future Sex”), in Trojan condom commercials as “The Gonorrhea Girl,” and as a regular at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, where she recently killed with an...
Aug 9th
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Spread the word!  Stop the hike! Rays
Aug 9th
July 2010
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This is so relevant!  But just for a brief 60 seconds. lancerubin: 60-Second Briefly Relevant Songs!  “Geese”
Jul 21st
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Lance's Intense Pizza Jokes
A lot of people aren’t exposed to this side of Lance.  Behold.  He’s weird too. lancerubin: Q: how did the pizza kill his whole family? A: with a machete.
Jul 21st
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E-fish O-fish!! Created by Katie, starring Katie, Lance, Me (Ray!), Jeff, and a bunch of our friends! schorrthing: efficientofficiant: Episode #1 of Efficient Officiant “I Do-ers” Starring Katie Schorr and Lance Rubin. With Cody Lindquist and Paul Welsh! Introducing Efficient Officiant! Follow it on tumblr. Reblog it. Because episode #1 co-stars Cody Lindquist and Paul Welsh!!!!! Shot...
Jul 21st
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Scary!  But watching you calmed me down, and made me brave enough to go on having safe, enjoyable sex. Thanks, Katie!  R schorrthing: HPV: Scary…or entertaining? Watch and consider
Jul 2nd
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June 2010
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Jun 27th
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May 2010
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Lance and Ray watch LOST.
May 21st
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May 21st
Lance as Banana
I’m writing an unauthorized memoir about Lance, and this is an excerpt from a chapter on his musical theater capabilities. “…As if he could be more of a fruit.  A gourmet of emotions, a ballet of devotions.  Blood, sweat, and tears… good band.  The musical,  Bloodsong of Love, where Lance plays a character named Banana, has a few performances left.  If you have not yet...
May 6th
December 2009
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Ah, NYC during Christmas… The perfect time to open up a can of LANCEANDRAY holiday mischief!  HEHEHEHEHEHE. HE. Happy Xmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Solstice/Yo’Mama’sBday, Everybody! And get ready for a whole new decade of Lance and Ray hilarity!!! ! ! !
Dec 23rd
October 2009
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, homies! enjoy this spoooooky vid, featuring a real-life gravedigger!!
Oct 28th
June 2009
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Lance and Ray in L.A.!!!!:)!!!
hey kiddos, lance and ray are taking their show to Los Angeles!   TUBULAR!!! (we’re practicing so we can talk like people do in california.)  if you are in that city called L.A., please try and catch our show!  it’s the first show we did out here at Upright Citizens Brigade NY, and now we’re doing it out there at Upright Citizens Brigade LA!  it’s an awesome show!  we...
Jun 11th
March 2009
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BRAND NEW SHOW!
THE LANCE AND RAY SHOW:  STRAIGHT EDGE The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater 307 W. 26th street between 8th and 9th ave Monday, April 6th, at 8pm For one night only, you can smell the clean laundry, fresh out of the oven, all new, all good, all Lance and Ray.  A lot of folks are being audited this month, but so is this show on this night!  So come on already, support for a good cause!
Mar 14th
Vodpod hates Ray's face
The Vodpod (look to your right) is hilarious because thus far, for all 4 videos we’ve put up, it has chosen screengrabs of Lance’s face or Katie’s face, but never Ray’s face. Vodpod hates Ray’s face.
Mar 12th
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New Video, suckas! This one goes out to all the ladies.
Mar 4th
February 2009
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New(ish) Video!!! Lance and Ray VS. The Recession ‘The economies are in tough times,” but this vid will cheer you up. 
Feb 26th
Feb 24th
“Comedy is best when it makes you laugh.”
Feb 24th
We have begun.
Oh, cool!  The internet! This is the Official Blog of The Lance and Ray Show! Welcome! This is gonna be the (What’s the Story) Morning Glory? of blogs!!! Let’s start TUMBLING!!!
Feb 24th